March 2011
February 2011
you know what's cute?
i find it adorable when someone remembers the littlest details about you. it’s cute when that person takes the time and effort to surprise you with the things you don’t remember telling them about. it’s like they’ve read your mind. the kind of person that pays attention to what you say just so they can use it to their advantage in order to put a smile on your face. i love those thoughtful people who go out of their ways just so they can make you happy.
doing this next time my phone rings at ungodly hours
- A: you asleep?
- B: no, skydiving.
“you ever look at a picture of yourself and see a stranger in the background? it makes you wonder how many strangers have pictures of you. how many moments of other people’s lives have we been in? were we a part of someone’s life when that dream came true or were we there when their dreams died? did we keep trying to get in as if we were somehow destined to be there? or did the shot take us by surprise? just think, you could be a big part of someone else’s life, and not even know it.”
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a very cultural discussion in class
- prof: how did catherine the great die?
- A: sex with a horse?
- B: with a stallion, i believe...
- prof: ...well yes, not lesbian sex with a horse. (pause) apparently the ropes suspending the horse above her snapped, and the horse fell on her, and she was crushed. now there's no statue for that.
- powerpoint: you can be a murderous tyrant and the world will remember you fondly, but f* one horse and you will be a horse f*er for all eternity. (cue unstoppable laughter)
